Number: 17

Position: Forward please

Bio: Wearing white skates to games as a youth, Brydon was shunned from hockey. He turned to designing funfur skate covers for local figure skating events. He returned to the game, at 35, to impress his newborn child and keep him from following the dainty path he’d gone down. He now pretends to be a slow-footed, hard-nosed defensemen in the mold of Lonny Bohonos and Aki Berg while trying not to cry when he gets hit in the nose.